We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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