In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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