ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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