I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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