called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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