weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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