I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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