did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
...so i touched it.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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