WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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