i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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