4 words: hood of his car
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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