Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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