Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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