im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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