Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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