i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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