normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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