okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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