Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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