Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
How did I end up in the pool?!
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It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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