Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wanna passion pit in your ass
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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