clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You need a sexual gate keeper
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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