He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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