one might say we're banned from that church
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
