i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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