I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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