Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Life is so much better after having sex.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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