i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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