i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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