It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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