fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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