I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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