walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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