I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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