I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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