You made me cry and you don't even care
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize
