ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
