It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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