There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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