You did not just play the dead husband card again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize
