note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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