Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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