question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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