Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
