you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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