Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
