i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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