There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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