I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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