it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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