dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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