Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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