are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
