i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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