Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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