whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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