What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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